Crap Cards? Really??!!

So we make crap cards – what of it? It’s not like any of us here have a talent for anything else!

Trust us (though not quite sure why you would), if you want a fancy printed card for summat important then Amazon have chuffin’ loads. But if you want a card that really lets someone know how much you think of them, then you won’t go far wrong with a Crap Card!

Now Buy Summat Will Ya!

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Cards for ‘er

Cards for ‘im

The rest..

Testimonials

★★★★★

“Laughed so much I nearly wet myself! Nice card, badly done – loved it!!”

L Toad

★★★★★

“Bought the cheapest card I could – a bit of A4 paper in a low cost envelope – it didn’t even stand up. The look on my boyfriends face – priceless!”

A Liar

★★★★★

“Such fun…the only card I have ever had that won’t get recycled!”

Richard Head

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…and, no, the image here does NOT show a child drawing – it’s one of our RCA trained professionals working on some top new designs.

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